My Friend Metus and the Caulis of Ferocity - Playing With Metus, Mini Banter

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Prologue → Playing with Metus, Mini Banter → Event Episode → Mithra's Card Story → Epilogue (stop at the T/N) → Event reward voiceline → Mithra's Card Episode → Epilogue: Mithra


Playing With Metus
ft. Mithra, Metus

ACTIVITY	BOND	Line 1	Line 2
WALK	0-14	You take such big steps but you’re still stuck where you started. … Hey, don’t ignore me.	Your name was… Metus, or something? How dare you start snoozing without taking even a single step. Are you trying to pick a fight?
	15-29	I’m done walking you. You keep starting and stopping over and over again. I’d rather you rush me with an attack.	As always, you refuse to walk… Woah, don’t just decide you want to start running. You’re such a contrarian.
	30-44	So you’ve chosen to give up on walking, and now you’re taking a nap. Very well then. I’ll use you in place of a sofa, and I shall now… Oh, you’re more comfortable than I thought you’d be.	Metus. … I see, so you do answer to your name. Come on, keep moving, put those feet to use.
	45-100	It’s pretty fun riding on Metus’s back when we go on walks. It makes me feel like I’m the king of this or that. Easy, Metus. We’re going to turn right soon.	What have you got there? … It’s for me? Uh-huuuh… Well, alright, I’ll gladly accept.
HUNT	0-14	This primal beast waltzed right up and tried to trample me. Hey, please don’t think you can hunt me down that easily.	I was bored, so I threw a rock at Metus, but it seemed to think I had tossed it a snack. It crunched up the rock no big deal though… What kind of diet does it have, to eat such bizarre things?
	15-29	You’ll have an easier time if you listen to my orders, because then all you have to do is hunt down every last one of our enemies. Alright then, Metus, go forth and… no, I’m the wrong target.	You want to play with prey that’s larger than a rock? Okay, then go over there, pull out that pillar, and bring it over to… Why are you panicking, Kenja sama.
	30-44	Hey, that kill’s mine, you’re supposed to get the other one… (sigh) At least you’re finally starting to obey me. Training a beast is so much trouble…	You’re still trying to hunt me down as your prey every chance you get, huh? … I’ll say, you don’t have a bad eye for this. You won’t find a higher quality catch than me.
	45-100	Over there. We’ve got an enemy up ahead. Please go after it, and… Look at it run off. I didn’t even get to finish. Well, I suppose its enthusiasm is worthy of praise.	Once you wipe the floor with our enemies, I’ll give you a reward: I will be your next opponent. … Haha, you’re wagging your tail full-force. You fully understood what I said, didn’t you?
TRAIN	0-14	This primal beast keeps trying to kill me on a whim. …… I heard that — which one of you said, ‘It’s similar to you, Mithra’?	Is that really the best you can do? That attack wasn’t anywhere near strong enough to knock someone unconscious. Don’t make me laugh. You’ll never beat me like this.
	15-29	Oh? You’re starting to put up a fight. That means I’ll be able to stave off … perhaps three minutes of my boredom.	I wouldn’t call that strong, but it is an improvement from before. Well, you’ve still got a long way to go before you can defeat me.
	30-44	That attack just now wasn’t half bad. It had the right amount of power to stop me from nodding off.	Good progress. You’ve gotten better at using your tail. Now keep at it. I look forward to better entertainment.
	45-100	You keep getting up for another round even though you’ve been defeated over and over again. That disposition of yours goes well with the North, I must say. Someday, you might become a beast worthy of being my partner.	Using your hands, feet, tail, fangs, and every part of you in battle… I approve. Well, you’re still going to be crushed by me anyway.
WATER	0-14	I thought it wanted to spend some time at the watering hole, but it just dipped its snout into the water and then came back. … I wonder what it was trying to do.	Taking a dip in the water… or not. You’re just having a good drink of water. …… You sure are guzzling a lot of water…
	15-29	… Did you just splash me with water? You must have a deathwish. All that water you splashed onto me — you can have it all back, as bolts of ice.	Did you have fun getting water all over everything? …… Hn? Why are you baying? Is that meant to be some sort of reply?
	30-44	I sprayed you with bolts of ice instead of water, and all you did was open up that mouth and gobble it all up. … What? Your mouth is hanging open… You want seconds?	You don’t seem to tire of paddling around in the water. I think it’s much funner to swim though. Oh, that’s right, how about I teach you how to swim?
	45-100	Our surroundings are all soaked because Metus divebombed the watering hole. … Haha, look at that face. It looks like it’s having a real good time.	Haha, you’re quite the swimmer, aren’t you? Maybe it’s because I’m a fantastic teacher. Next, I’ll teach you a new swimming stroke.
FEED	0-14	Why do I have to feed a primal beast… You’re noisy. Please stop your bellowing. Unless you want me to turn you into charcoal?	Isn’t it just gulping everything down whole? The way it eats, I wonder if it can even taste anything?
	15-29	What? You want more food? Sure. I’ll give you a second helping if you can defeat me. That’s probably impossible for you though.	Hey, I’m going to leave this here. Eat it whenever you please. … Whyever are you staring at me?
	30-44	You’re wolfing everything down. If it’s that tasty, I think I’ll help myself to a bite— What’s with that disgruntled cry? Do you have something to say to me?	You just tried to eat me along with your food. … Hey, why’re you looking the other way now? Are you trying to pretend that you didn’t do anything wrong?
	45-100	What is it? Why do you have your face so close to me? You just ate, and you still want more food? … Fine then, one more bite and no more, alright?	Oh, so that’s how the inside of your mouth looks. Haha, how interesting.

Mini Banter
ft. Mithra, Metus

Mini Banter 1
Metus: (bellowing)
Mithra: « arsim »
You brute, what are you doing trying to take a bite out of me? Is that your idea of saying hello?
Metus: (growling)
Mithra: Unhappy at being blocked with just an arm? You’re a thousand years too early to eat me.


Mini Banter 2
Mithra: « arsim »
Metus: (snarling)
Mithra: Oh, you’re still trying to come at me?
We’ve been over this at least thirty times. Haven’t you gotten sick of this by now?
Metus: (more snarling)
Mithra: …… You’re not done, are you?
Very well. Then I shall meet you halfway.


Mini Banter 3
Mithra: You know, I’ve been wondering about these bones protruding from your back…
Huh. These feel quite sturdy to touch, actually.
Metus: (low growling)
Mithra: … And the beast settles down quietly…
You like this, don’t you? You like it, Metus?
Metus: (grunt)
Mithra: (soft laughter) This is pretty fun. I’ll give you more pets.


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